Southern Fried Life: Mardi Gras

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Mardi Gras memory (circa 2004)....

Since I currently do no have the energy needed to keep up with the carnival spirit of New Orleans on this fabulously festive day, I will instead share with you one of my favorite memories of when I didn't listen to my gut and took children into the city for a parade. I hope you laugh almost as much as I did. And if you don't...well, maybe what you need is a Hurricane (the Pat O'Brien's kind) some beads and a little time spent negotiating with a toddler's bladder!

Enjoy.....

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

My AH-mazing Trip to FL: Part 4 (the part where I explain driving 635 miles away from Mardi Gras to attend Mardi Gras and oh, yeah...the goodbye's)

"I love that your idea of morning and my idea of morning are the EXACT same thing."

Southern Fried Sayings

In everyday life I've found that my friends will turn to me for a quick blurb to describe a situation or just make them laugh. Here's some of their and my favorite random acts of humor. Don't know what it means? Feel free to ask. But do realize...some of these are a product of tequila or insomnia...the explanation may be just as ridiculous as the phrase.

"The difference between Iraq and My Rack."

"I always thought I'd be the Flicktard trainer NOT the Flicktardee!"

"Do you want the truth or do you want the sugar coating?"

"Bengay is the new foreplay? No. Arguing is the new foreplay silly!"

"It's the same difference it's not my fault you don't get that."

"We've got a Whiskey Tango situation here. I repeat...a Whiskey Tango situation."

"It's a shame I can't list online gaming as a job skill."

"We used to call it a tick and now we call it a tweet."

"I'm just sayin is all...."

"Get your toe out of my butt."