Southern Fried Life: January 2011

Don't you love it when random people feel the need to push their agenda's, life lessons, insights into what they think you may be experiencing in the world at that moment in lane #5 of Wal-Mart on a Tuesday??

Southern Fried Sayings

In everyday life I've found that my friends will turn to me for a quick blurb to describe a situation or just make them laugh. Here's some of their and my favorite random acts of humor. Don't know what it means? Feel free to ask. But do realize...some of these are a product of tequila or insomnia...the explanation may be just as ridiculous as the phrase.

"The difference between Iraq and My Rack."

"I always thought I'd be the Flicktard trainer NOT the Flicktardee!"

"Do you want the truth or do you want the sugar coating?"

"Bengay is the new foreplay? No. Arguing is the new foreplay silly!"

"It's the same difference it's not my fault you don't get that."

"We've got a Whiskey Tango situation here. I repeat...a Whiskey Tango situation."

"It's a shame I can't list online gaming as a job skill."

"We used to call it a tick and now we call it a tweet."

"I'm just sayin is all...."

"Get your toe out of my butt."

Southern Fried Life

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Beware of unsolicted advice and the people that dispense it.....you've been warned!