Southern Fried Life: April 2010

My life is one big ongoing reality show that no one is watching and that I'm not getting paid for.

Southern Fried Sayings

In everyday life I've found that my friends will turn to me for a quick blurb to describe a situation or just make them laugh. Here's some of their and my favorite random acts of humor. Don't know what it means? Feel free to ask. But do realize...some of these are a product of tequila or insomnia...the explanation may be just as ridiculous as the phrase.

"The difference between Iraq and My Rack."

"I always thought I'd be the Flicktard trainer NOT the Flicktardee!"

"Do you want the truth or do you want the sugar coating?"

"Bengay is the new foreplay? No. Arguing is the new foreplay silly!"

"It's the same difference it's not my fault you don't get that."

"We've got a Whiskey Tango situation here. I repeat...a Whiskey Tango situation."

"It's a shame I can't list online gaming as a job skill."

"We used to call it a tick and now we call it a tweet."

"I'm just sayin is all...."

"Get your toe out of my butt."

Southern Fried Life

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Maybe it was the lack of Vikings that sealed my fate....